Alls I Wants For Christmas

Normally I post up my annual Christmas Wish List in hopes that one of my more wealthy friends take pity on my perpetually broke ass and buy me something nice, despite the fact I can rarely return the favor. Also, it gives me a good outline for the final report I'll be turning in to Mom and Dad. So, in honor of keeping tradition (because that's all Christmas really is anymore), here is Shawn's Christmas List '08 (Subject to Change):

1) DVD's
A) Special 2-Disc Edition Iron Man
B) Special 3-Disc Edition Incredible Hulk
C) Control
D) American Hardcore
E) Any MST3K
F) All Robot Chicken Seasons except the 1st one (already got it, natch)
G)Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job! Season 1
2) A bigger book shelf
3) The TPB's (or hardcover, which is even better) for the Dark Tower comics
4) A couple of CD/DVD racks
5) A new iPod to replace the one that just went tits up on me (80 gig would be substantial, but I'm willing to take anything)
6) The entire Rock Band set for the Xbox 360 (I'm about to rock, so I salute myself)
7) Soccer cleats, shin guards, and soccer socks
8) A street bike (this is pretty much a must-have for me. This really ought to be at the #1 spot)
9) New glasses (since I haven't been to the optometrist in about 7 years and I still can't afford to go after all this time)
10) New tattoos that look like these:


That's about it. Some of that stuff I don't really need all that much but I just thought I'd throw it in there to round out the list a bit and bring it to an even 10. Things look better in 10's. Of course, I'll probably add to that list, thus destroying my nice, neat 10 list. Oh crap!!! That reminds me!!! I just saw online that there's a new Top 10 series out!! I have to find the first issue. I'm praying Alan Moore is writing it again.