"CLEARWATER, Fla. - A monkey is on the loose in Tampa Bay. Wildlife officials say the rhesus monkey isn't dangerous but the species is known to throw feces when mad."
Look out, Tampa! There's a poop-slinging monkey running loose and it's pissed! Don't leave home without your Gallagher garbage bags!
Between this and the Clermont girl who sent 35,000 text messages in one month, I don't know how I get by every morning without a paper subscription.
1 comment:
Those little fuckers are up to some monkey shines. Though, I prefer shawnanigans, which might not be fitting in this case because I have never thrown poop at anyone. Not to say I haven't thought about it.
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