What's up, nerds? I miss you all. I just finished moving this weekend and now it's all about unpacking, organizing, and accessorizing. That is if me and the new roommie can get our asses off of the new Xbox 360 Live revamp and get some god damned work done. Why do video games have to be so much like heroin? Why???
I'm going to try to update some time today. Just as soon as I get my work finished, the work Nazis stop looking over my shoulder, and I can stop reading this great blog I found through my pal Defame Orlando called Boner Party. I'm totally adding them. So far I've come across the following quotes:
-"Keep it natural, world. Natural tits and natural boners."
-"thats what doug and i call “IKEA pussy”, because that shit is confusing as hell and english is like the third language on the list."
-"TOTAL BABE: alright cool i’ll put on every Air album and we’ll drink a bunch of cough syrup and we can spoon and watch Quantum Leap on mute.
ME: alright cool."
Brilliance.
In the meantime, sauté on this for a bit: in case you didn't already know, they're in the process of remaking Porky's and Revenge of the Nerds. "But, Shawn, don't you mean to say sequels?" Nope. Remakes, motherfuckers. Horrible, unnecessary remakes.
Sorry you don't get any pics with this, but IOU's don't get ocular stimulation. Deal.
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day sux. pr0b gonna be a bunch of altbros instead of nerds. nerds have their revenge everytime and electropop song is played
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